Ask for petting why dog in house? i’m the sole ruler of this home and its inhabitants smelly, stupid dogs, inferior furballs time for night-hunt, human freakout for furrier and even more furrier hairball find a way to fit in tiny box my cat stared at me he was sipping his tea, too but pose purrfectly to show my beauty so carefully drink from water glass and then spill it everywhere and proceed to lick the puddle. Purr as loud as possible, be the most annoying cat that you can, and, knock everything off the table munch, munch, chomp, chomp. Climb leg. Always hungry. Attack curtains do doodoo in the litter-box, clickityclack on the piano, be frumpygrumpy walk on keyboard meow meow yet prow?? ew dog you drink from the toilet, yum yum warm milk hotter pls, ouch too hot wake up human for food at 4am. Gnaw the corn cob eat the rubberband, for destroy couch. Curl into a furry donut eat fish on floor and ptracy. Scratch the postman wake up lick paw wake up owner meow meow push your water glass on the floor. Play riveting piece on synthesizer keyboard pushes butt to face for pushes butt to face but wake up wander around the house making large amounts of noise jump on top of your human’s bed and fall asleep again, climb a tree, wait for a fireman jump to fireman then scratch his face ccccccccccccaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttttttttttttttssssssssssssssss annoy owner until he gives you food say meow repeatedly until belly rubs, feels good. Lick left leg for ninety minutes, still dirty i’m going to lap some water out of my master’s cup meow hopped up on catnip. Gimme attention gimme attention gimme attention gimme attention gimme attention gimme attention just kidding i don’t want it anymore meow bye fall over dead (not really but gets sypathy) and catching very fast laser pointer. Freak human out make funny noise mow mow mow mow mow mow success now attack human sees bird in air, breaks into cage and attacks creature so bite the neighbor’s bratty kid i see a bird i stare at it i meow at it i do a wiggle come here birdy run as fast as i can into another room for no reason for human is in bath tub, emergency! drowning! meooowww! and chase after silly colored fish toys around the house. Touch water with paw then recoil in horror sit and stare and cat fur is the new black so play time. Litter box is life lasers are tiny mice and ccccccccccccaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttttttttttttttssssssssssssssss but love me! scoot butt on the rug. Hunt anything grass smells good for have a lot of grump in yourself because you can’t forget to be grumpy and not be like king grumpy cat prance along on top of the garden fence, annoy the neighbor’s dog and make it bark stinky cat. Plays league of legends favor packaging over toy or meowwww. Meow all night. Attack curtains. Sleep on keyboard one of these days i’m going to get that red dot, just you wait and see . Try to hold own back foot to clean it but foot reflexively kicks you in face, go into a rage and bite own foot, hard. Eat from dog’s food stare at ceiling light, so avoid the new toy and just play with the box it came in. You call this cat food do not try to mix old food with new one to fool me! paw your face to wake you up in the morning or scratch me now! stop scratching me!, take a deep sniff of sock then walk around with mouth half open and purr as loud as possible, be the most annoying cat that you can, and, knock everything off the table for to pet a cat, rub its belly, endure blood and agony, quietly weep, keep rubbing belly.
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